Dude, be casual
Everything I do, I do enthusiastically. And when I do find myself engaged in something half-heartedly, distaste for myself curdles in my...
Susan costume
I've changed my hair color now three times this year. This is unusual, really... most of the colors I've had lasted for an average of...
Precarious
Ashley's in England again. While he's gone, I make messes that I don't clean up and I sleep in the middle of the bed. Because it is my...
Schwaberific!
Do you know I work for Schwab? *Schwab*. It's Schwaberific. Schwabtastic. Schwaba-fucking-licious. Have you seen me? Go back to my...
Coffee & cathedrals
I'm going to need coffee if this is to be in any way interesting. So, yeah. Blatant thievery, or I wouldn't be here doing this. I have...
