De-Schwabified
Here's a question: Is there any danger that keeping my magnetic, magic door-opening Schwab card in my pocket might render me sterile?...
Dude, be casual
Everything I do, I do enthusiastically. And when I do find myself engaged in something half-heartedly, distaste for myself curdles in my...
Schwaberific!
Do you know I work for Schwab? *Schwab*. It's Schwaberific. Schwabtastic. Schwaba-fucking-licious. Have you seen me? Go back to my...
